Let’s face it, baseball games can sometimes get a little boring. Mascots, screaming foul balls, and (for some) meth, keep people awake and interested. For this team, however, the mascot will probably be put on the 60 day disabled list. They’re really going to have to rally for some necessary wins given the big furry void in their line-up…
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