I just puked in my mouth…

“Nadya Suleman has Angelina Jolie’s eyes, the Joker’s mouth and the reproductive prowess of a Bernese Mountain dog…”

-Unknown

Her vagina once harbored 8 small individuals.

I apologize but it’s the truth—one look at Nadya Suleman (Octomother) and my stomach turns a tad rickety.  I’ve been trying to wrap my pea-brain around this one for quite some time now and I still don’t see how it’s possible to fit 8 babies into a human womb—at the very least this has to be in violation of a fire-code or something.  If Nadya’s house happened to catch fire during that pregnancy, her vagina would have been reminiscent of The Station Nightclub Fire down in Warwick, Rhode Island in 2003.

…and just as a small sidebar, I’ll have you know that if my wife was giving birth to 8 people I would absolutely plunk down the extra dough to incorporate some pyrotechnics at some point during the delivery.

Cheers,

-Ron-Yves Strouteau