Underwear Guru
- My actual sculpted torso
It’s been a while since I have shopped for underwear, for a couple of reasons. One reason is that I can’t really relate to the gentlemen on the box who look as though they are hiding a kielbasa sausage and a head of lettuce within their loins. The second reason: I really don’t have a second reason. Laziness perhaps? Recent deterioration of the groin section of fabric of several of my pairs has prompted me to begin a search for a well-fitting pair of boxer briefs. During my shopping excursion, I was absolutely dumbfounded in regards to the price of underwear! Now, I am in no way a thrifty person, but $26.oo for 4 pairs of Hanes seemed incredibly steep to me. I shopped around a few stores and that seemed to be the going rate on the market. Hanes? Really! Underwear that expensive should cause a man to speak with a “Mediterranean” accent and cause a major upswing in the amount of women he beds. I had no idea of the rampant global underwear inflation and mercillously fell victim. What’s a guy to do? There’s no choice. Going “commando” now and again is fine and dandy, but sooner or later (ladies pay attention here) you’re going to get distracted and the oh-so-sensitive tip WILL get caught in the gnashing clutches of the zipper. A necessary evil them underwears are…
-Dr. Max Yestronaut
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This post really gave me a much needed laugh. I love this post. Underwear has increasingly got more expensive, since men, especially younger men, have become much more interested in how underwear looks and feels.
TMI TMI TMI
TMI? unfamiliar with this term.
‘Too Much Information’ Dr. Y—Get your frackin’ head out of your underwear.