wtf? no good
OK, so its been awhile. In fact, that’s an understatement. It’s been far too long since my last post. Due to procrastination, employment, and just not giving a loose deuce, I haven’t posted.
With that said it has afforded me more time to observe the day to day trends and activities that can and do severely piss me right- off. Today’s topic of discussion: Skinny Jeans.
First off, this is a tightly slacked community but there is a distinct difference between tight-fitting slacks and skinny jeans. Chuck Norris wears tight slacks, but the key is they fit. Skinny jeans are worn by those anorexic, skater-type teens that only listen to “EMO” and hate life. Breeches hanging half-way off their asses (half of them have no ass at all). If you still don’t know the genre I speak of, it’s the one where the girls look like boys and the boys look like girls. It is both confusing and disgusting.
Bottom line: Skinny jeans suck, and from a hockey player’s standpoint they blow. In fact, I wouldn’t be able to get them over my ass and legs even if I made a deal with the devil on hell street (???). Bottom line…Shit ain’t happening. They gotta be super uncomfortable too. How can one even walk in these pieces of shit? Normal fitting pants shouldn’t make you feel like you’ve entered a potato sack race. A race in which all who enter, lose.
If you can’t wear them to church or run the risk of indecent exposure, retire the shitty attire. Please. For everyone’s sake.
Amen, and to quote a brilliant blogger (Bschooled) “Do these skinny jeans make my camel toe look fat?” I’ve seen this style ALOT here in Bangkok!
I made fun of skinny jeans my whole life, but then I lost some weight and I found myself tempted by the skinny jeans fad. I tried some on and I realized, I look really good! Skinny jeans must only look bad when other people are wearing them.
this is awesome on chics and abhorrent on guys. Whoever the magical Wizard of Oz character is, who creates fashion trends has really dropped the ball with this one, which is ironic because the wearers balls would be firmly pushed up into his gooch….sorry about that mental picture…..carry on!
I guess the shape and appearance of pants are as good a criterion as any, to try and establish some order in the world of humankind.
And we seem to have drifted very far from what was young and innovative a long time ago. Time for a baggy trousers revival.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJOLwy7un3U
To all those who assumed I was Ron, my apologies. It’s Sampsonianslumber. I screwed the pooch by not leaving my name at the bottom. The new theme had me thrown for a loop. So, sorry to disappoint you Susi Spice girl, and my bad Denny. Hope you did enjoy those photoshopped pics I did for you though! I shal post again soon.
good to see ur back mr yves strataueourei!!
its been forever hehe.
when i see a man..correction a boy… in skinny jeans all i think is… you must have no dick cause you are walking in them. u can only wear skinny jeans if you are… SKINNY … even girls, i hate it when girls wear skinny jeans and their muffin top could satisfy the Guiness World Records for biggest muffin top.
My boy is back.
Also, you may want to get Denny’s waiver before posting pics of him–no matter how fine he looks.
Hahaha … I lost circulation to my head a long time ago … I’m not prepared to sacrifice my legs, too!
If your hips are larger than your ankles…you can’t wear skinny jeans.
I agree with you. Skinny jeans are the silliest articles of clothing I’ve ever seen catered to guys. And the dudes around here in Southern Cali wear them all the time. In neon colors, no less. Ack!