Author Archives: Dr. Max Yestronaut

Take A Load Off…

Posted on September 24, 2010 | 26 Comments

Life can be hectic and quite stressful at times.  As an adult male, you have to deal with such things and just roll with the punches.  For me, as a way to deal with the stresses of life, sometimes I like to just sit down and—take a pee…

Apparently, I’m not alone in the world with this destressing endeavor.  According to this article, a whole bunch of Japanese men prefer to do the same thing.  I take great comfort in knowing some of the people who designed the Mazda that I drive also sit down to pee—It’s a good way to bridge cultural gaps.

So to all of my fellow humans who bear the fleshy Florida-shaped appendage: When the going gets tough and the bladder is full—take a seat my brothers…let all of your cares disappear.

Published By: Dr. Max Yestronaut

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Hello to all.  The Dr. is back after a short but rectally invasive stay in a Red Chinese prison…So, shalom… I’ve been reading a lot of articles here in the Northeastern U.S. about legalizing casino gambling.  State legislators are arguing back and … Continue reading →

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Posted on August 22, 2010

This picture devastates me.  I’ll get that right out of the way.   Although mother and child are happy and healthy now that it has been five weeks since the birth,  I cannot help but feel a bit slighted by the … Continue reading →

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Posted on July 22, 2010

Overdraft Dodging…

Posted on July 12, 2010 | 6 Comments

A tiny bit better with money than me.

Significant changes in the banking industry took place in the United States on July 1. The federal government enacted laws that prohibit banks from financially sodomizing their customers with enormous overdraft fees on debit cards.  Have you ever bought a $38.00 Snapple?  I have.  Many of them in fact.  I’ll admit it, I suck at managing money.  Bernie Madoff would have never hired me.  The fact of the matter is, banks have been drilling customers with exhorbitant fees for slipping 2 cents into the red on even the most minute of purchases.  Should they take half of my net worth because I’m hungry and decide to buy a Happy Meal at 3 in the morning? Thank you Uncle Sam! Now…Can we talk about eliminating my student loans?????

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Lots of guys out there daydream about having their very own harem.  Include me among that distinguished group.  The cold hard truth, however, is that most of us don’t have the charisma to pull off that kind of operation.  Quite … Continue reading →

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Posted on June 10, 2010

Pardon me for having my formative years take place in the 1990′s, but from time to time I tend to wonder where the hell celebrities from that era have gone.  This week’s case study is the sultry Canadian beauty, Neve … Continue reading →

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Posted on June 7, 2010

NBA star Shaquille O’Neal is a man with many championships, however, his newest foray into the world of spelling could prove to be his penultimate downfall. I’ve seen numerous challenges that Shaq has done over the years and, quite honestly, … Continue reading →

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Posted on June 7, 2010

It was the one armed man…

Posted on June 4, 2010 | 4 Comments

Ford

Glad to be back among you folks.  I apologize for being absent, Memorial Day lasts a little longer for me.   Enough with the small talk… this article really piqued my interest. The gentleman is accused of stealing over 300 pornographic DVD’s from an adult bookstore in Pennsylvania.  I, personally, have spent a bit of time in Pennsylvania and if you are in a rural area, you definitely have to find ways to “kill time.”  Authorities say that the man was caught on surveillance leaving the premises with a large binder containing the DVD’s.  Being the gumshoe that I am, I have another theory regarding how he was apprehended. I’m thinking that he struggled to carry the mass amount of DVD’s due to tendinitis in his “favorite” arm.  It slowed him down and allowed authorities to respond quickly.  That’s how I think it went down.  Part of me feels for the guy, though.  Maybe he’s lonely? A recent divorcee?  Head coach of a college girls swim team?  There’s a lot of reasons a dude might need to “destress.”  Sometimes cable tv just isn’t enough.  But to steal an “Armageddon Ready” amount of of porn, that’s a little much.

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Thanks Mahoney…

Posted on June 1, 2010 | 5 Comments

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If you were alive or at least cognizant of anything in the 1980′s, the Police Academy movies were at the fulcrum of American cinema.  Armed with pistols and a throng of memorable characters, the Police Academy movies were REALLY funny.

Leading the charge was the amiable Lt. Carey Mahoney.  A veritable Everyman,  Mahoney was the Robinhood of the ficticious Chicago Police Academy.  Whether it was pulling a prank on bullies,  seducing any woman in sight, or helping someone with a conflict anytime, day or night.  Mahoney was there for you, leading by example, which is our lesson for today.

So get out there folks and be like Mahoney, just make sure that you have a gigantic  black friend and another buddy that can do kick-ass sound effects, before you start anything.  The world will be a better place for it.

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Werewolves of Texas…

Posted on May 27, 2010 | 2 Comments

Ahh Texas.  A state known for big things.  Big steaks, big boobs, big toast, and now…a bigger than predicted werewolf population within its high schools.   Apparently there are groups of teenage werewolves in a handful of Texas high schools who identify their group of friends as “packs” and even go as far as to include fangs and tails in their arsenal.  Don’t get me wrong, EVERY school has it’s different groups and sub-groups.  It’s just the way it is…

This one is surprising to me because I really feel that I had a pretty diverse upbringing and I’ve seen a lot of stuff.  My school had the usual jocks, nerds, gearheads, preppy’s, hippies, metal-heads, color guard, gangstas, goths, nazis….But werewolves?  Interesting.  I am, however, a fan of the werewolf.  All werewolves… for safety’s sake.  Remember TEENWOLF?   He kicked ass.   He beat up bullies.  He could dunk like Dominique Wilkins.  Another classic movie with Michael J. Fox.  Side note: Great actor, but definitely not a top pick for a Jenga teamate.

Anyways—the werewolves are definitlely not a group that you want to mess with. Leave em’ be.  But if they do get out of hand, one would hope that silver bullets were included in the school budget.  The video above explains a WHOLE lot of things.

PS. I saw werewolf drinking a piña-colada at Trader Vic’s…..and his hair was perfect

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