wtf? no good
OK, so its been awhile. In fact, that’s an understatement. It’s been far too long since my last post. Due to procrastination, employment, and just not giving a loose deuce, I haven’t posted.
With that said it has afforded me more time to observe the day to day trends and activities that can and do severely piss me right- off. Today’s topic of discussion: Skinny Jeans.
First off, this is a tightly slacked community but there is a distinct difference between tight-fitting slacks and skinny jeans. Chuck Norris wears tight slacks, but the key is they fit. Skinny jeans are worn by those anorexic, skater-type teens that only listen to “EMO” and hate life. Breeches hanging half-way off their asses (half of them have no ass at all). If you still don’t know the genre I speak of, it’s the one where the girls look like boys and the boys look like girls. It is both confusing and disgusting.
Bottom line: Skinny jeans suck, and from a hockey player’s standpoint they blow. In fact, I wouldn’t be able to get them over my ass and legs even if I made a deal with the devil on hell street (???). Bottom line…Shit ain’t happening. They gotta be super uncomfortable too. How can one even walk in these pieces of shit? Normal fitting pants shouldn’t make you feel like you’ve entered a potato sack race. A race in which all who enter, lose.
If you can’t wear them to church or run the risk of indecent exposure, retire the shitty attire. Please. For everyone’s sake.
Repeat visitors are noticing that our site looks different. “Who gives a shit?” you’re saying. “Exactly”, is what we’re saying…
